Wednesday 17 August 2011

Drunk as a skunk

Bob looked worried. He was explaining to his friend about his experience after the party the night before.

“I was so drunk”, he said, “I can hardly remember a thing. All I know is that I woke up on top of this woman. I didn’t know what to do, so I gave her $20, rolled over and went to sleep. When I woke up this morning, I was at home in bed and I realised it was my wife that I had given the $20 to.”

“Well, what’s the problem?” said his friend.

“She gave me $10 change”, Bob replied.

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