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How The Jews got the Ten Commandments.

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
And the Arabs asked, "what are Commandments?" 
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." 
"Can you give us an example?" 
"Thou shalt not kill." 
"Not kill? We're not interested." 

So the Lord went to the blacks and said, "I have Commandments for you." 
And the Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." 
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are." 

So the Lord went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments for you." 
And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal." 
"Not steal? We're not interested." 

The Lord went to the French and said, "I have Commandments for you."
The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." 
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested." 

The Lord went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments for you." 
"Commandments?" , they said, "How much are they?" 
"They're free." 
"We'll take ten."