Thursday 21 July 2011

Bad scorers

The police arrived and found a woman dead on her living room floor with a golf club next to her body.

An officer asked the husband, “Is this your wife?”

“Yes,” he replied.

“Did you kill her?”

“Yes,” he replied.

“It looks like you struck her eight times with this 3-iron. Is that correct?”

“Yes,” the husband replied, “but put me down for a five.”


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