Monday 25 July 2011

The mummy

An archaeologist working in the Israeli desert discovered a casket containing a mummy. He proudly announced, "I have just found a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure."

Tests on the mummy confirmed the archaeologist's findings. "How did you know he had died of a heart failure?" asked a journalist.

"It was simple. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said '10,000 shekels on Goliath".

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